Day 86

EVICTION SHOW

The eviction show starts with Krystal and that ******* beehive. Her eye makeup also seems to be growing. Next week, her eyeliner will weave its way around her head somewhere.

Gretel talks to the new housemates. Chris says he loves being in the house and, in a ploy designed to keep the witches cauldron boiling happily, says that everyone except Darren is fantastic. Wow, well played Chris.

Meanwhile, Max is about as offensive as spaghetti. He admits to being a mummy's boy.

It's time to look at Krystal's week in the house. This week she has struggled to come to grips with the house. Thankfully, her fellow housemates are more mature than she is and chose not to laugh at her, make jokes are her expense and dance in joy at her misery.

Camilla gushes about how much she loves Krystal because she's genuine and honest. Which is a relative thing I'm guessing because Krystal is as devious as they come.

It's obvious that BB wants Krystal to stay as there is no mention of her nastiness, bullying behaviour and uncalled for remarks about people's physical appearances.

That's ok though because, in the diary room, all the laughs are on her. Is she serious or is she trying to get on to Who magazines' worst dressed people list on a double dare.

Camilla is next. She blames David and Darren for her nomination and says that Darren is to blame for her and David's poor relationship. I guess it doesn't have anything to do with her bitching about everything and everyone.

We also get to see that Camilla truly believes she is a powerful person in the house. What Camilla doesn't seem to understand is that she was powerful when she was the underdog and had to play nicely. Now that's she's the top dog, and has proven that she can't play without biting, her popularity is on an inevitable downward spiral.

It's Darren's turn and the mere mention of his name elicits boos from the crowd. Which I expect because BB audiences have an average of 12 and, given that Krystal, Jamie and Camilla are acting like 12 year olds on school camp, the little kiddies understand that Darren is just a big, fat stupid meanie face.

We see Camilla being nasty about Darren in the diary room and accusing him of being 'way too big for his boots'. Surprising though is David who appears to be very aware of Darren's machinations and strange behaviours.

Once again, it seems David is the only decent person in that house. He recognises that Darren is damaged but, rather than rip him to shreds like the hyenas, he works on making him feel good about himself. Whether David has less than honourable intentions aside, he's a good person.

And finally, David. He reckons that, after his meltdown, he was an easy pick for nomination. We see Camilla who is insanely jealous of Batman and Robin.

In the diary room, David has had a 'tops week'. Gretel however, just really wants to talk about Camilla and Chris. I thought this was about David' I don't care. David. *sigh*

We get to meet the families but it's boring this week. Why couldn't they get that old hag, Karen, out there to explain why she failed so miserably in raising Krystal to be a good human being'

It's time to go'..Darren. Camilla pretends to be sad but then quietly celebrates with Krystal. She obviously wants to hide the joy until he's gone. She must be a little bit sad. Who is she going to pick on next'

Krystal, meanwhile, has moved on (Darren who') and is worried that someone called her name out. Jamie lies and says he heard people calling out Darren's name. Come on Jamie, even I heard that guy yell out Krystal.

Maybe karma will come sooner than we thought. Krystal will stew on that guy calling out her name all week now. It should be great.

Darren comes out on stage to booing from some parts of the crowd. Even Gretel seems uncomfortable about the behaviour.

We see that he got 73% of the merged votes. He sees who nominates him and, if I were him, I'd be crying. At least Camilla he could probably see coming. But Jamie and Krystal. He thought Jamie was a mate and he took Krystal into the Rewards Room.

You gotta hope that Jamie, Krystal and Camilla watch their time in the house when they get out and learn how to be better people. And, if they don't, can we make them live in a town with other people like them so that they can ***** and self-destruct all on their own'

Darren admits to being cocky in the house. 'I'm always out there'. We see him have arguments with people in the house. Camilla reckons he hates to be challenged whilst Krystal makes fun of his height.

Krystal is so good at picking on other peoples' physical appearance. If I ever make it to an eviction show, I'm going to yell out 'Krystal, you're a fat lard' and watch her crumble on live television.

Of course, we have to see Darren and David's friendship. It's kinda strange and odd and, yet, it seems to be a friendship that is not based upon being nasty to other people.

It's time for the BB 10 questions:

Worst thing: Missing the origin decider

Miss the most: My bed

Favourite person: David

Least favourite: Perry

Most annoying habit: Camilla ' constantly whinging (although Gretel calls this speaking her mind)

Funniest: Gaelan

Playing the game: No-one

Best thing: FNL

Out next week: Chris

Who do you want to win: David

Audience question: Is there anything on the outside you won't take for granted anymore. My friends

It's then time for prizes. He gets phones, an eyecam (wow, couldn't see that coming BB), $5000 cash, Kumuka holiday and a VW Polo. Darren seems genuinely surprised and pleased at his prizes.

And so ends another eviction night. I, for one, am glad that Darren is out. Had he stayed, Camilla would have drawn blood and, really, we don't need another housemate being kicked out at this late stage.

But who will be Camilla's next victim' I've got good money on Claire or Max. But, if Camilla starts to believe her own press, and I think she is, she may just try to take on David. And she'll lose. Now that would be worth watching.