Day 93

We open tonight with Gretel informing the housemates that tonight will be a double eviction. This comes as no surprise to the house who seem neither thrilled nor saddened by the revelation.

It's time to look at each nominees' week.

	Chris was expecting to be nominated this week. We see his comments about 'the fat girl with confidence', a remark that isn't well received by some of the housemates. Jamie reckons Chris compromises himself in order to get cheap laughs.
In the diary room, Chris is confident that he is leaving the house, despite having had a great time and feeling like a 'regular housemate'.
	Max is next. He thinks he was an easy target for nomination. Krystal worries about the game being negatively impacted by the new housemates. Hang on, I thought Krystal hated David for playing the game and yet here she is revealing she is playing the game' Hypocrite.
Camilla reckons that he's added a 'light heartedness' to the house while David thinks that Max is a 'compatible' person. Max, meanwhile, believes that original housemates should stay in the house until the end.
	David is just hot. He admits that his personality is become more and more abrasive in the house. Krystal reckons that David underestimates her. More than David doesn't tolerate Krystal's childish pack attacks
In the diary room, David is ready to go home. Sorry, David, hang about for one more week. Some of us want you to win this thing.
	Claire is obviously Camilla's target as Camilla reveals that she's happy for Claire to be nominated. Max loves Claire because she reminds him of his mother. Awww, can we please please please keep Max'
In the diary room, Claire is both happy to leave and happy to stay.
	Finally, it's Krystal's turn. I'm guessing the production team will be portraying the happy, sweet Krystal. And I'm right. Camilla feels sorry for people who just see Krystal as being vain. David, however, sees that Krystal is someone who will do anything to wiNote to BB: being an empowered woman is not about being nasty and hunting in a pack.

In the house, the nominees are told that they have one minute to say goodbye to Jamie and Camilla (the only housemates who are not nominated) before entering the exit room. There are tears all around.

While the housemates wait in the exit room, we have to undergo the always boring talking to the housemates' family and friends. All you need to know is that:

* David's friend, Damien, says he is honest but will attack when provoked;

* Jenny, Claire's mum, looks like a big cat. She says her daughter is straight edged but has been herself in the house;

* Rose, Max's mum, says she spoils him rotten and is expecting him to leave tonight;

* Ben, Chris' friend, proves that birds of a feather blah blah blah. He shoves his foot further into his mouth when he reveals that Camilla is a 'convenience' for Chris; and

* finally, we have to endure Gaelan, who just makes a lot of lizard faces at the camera.

Jamie is worried and twitchy. He knows that, if he loses Krystal, he loses one of his sure fire allies. He can't sit still and continues to prowl around the entrance to the diary room ' making sure, of course, to look in the mirror every 3.26 seconds.

It's time to let one housemate re-enter the house. And that person is David. He hugs the housemates before exiting the room.

He re-enters the house. Camilla is kind of happy but not really. Jamie, on the other hand, smiles politely but is clearly very very worried.

Claire is evicted and then Krystal. Meanwhile, in the house, Jamie and Camilla are almost hysterical. Their instincts tell them that Krystal has been evicted, throwing their alliance into disarray.

'Hell no' exclaims Camilla. 'What is going on'. Jamie, meanwhile, is crouched at the stairs to the diary room. I think this is truly the first time we've seen Jamie shaken. He's so close to the finish line and thought he had this game sewn up. And here it is, coming apart at the seams.

In the exit room, Max and Chris speculate that they won't be popular in the house. Like it's their fault that Krystal and Claire got evicted. They suggest sticking together and doing the worst chores in the house as a way to make amends.

For Camilla and Jamie, this is pure unadulterated karma. They bullied and bitched about Darren. They then turned their attention to Claire. Did they seriously think they could do all of that and not have the universe, at some point, slap them back on the ***'

Chris and Max re-enter the house but aren't greeted overly warmly. Camilla starts to slap her head and sob. Infantile this next comment may be but suffer in your jocks you vindicate little tart. You reap what you sow.

David is outside and crying on his knees. He continually whines 'Why, why, why'. I'm sure Krystal got her jollies watching that footage.

Max strolls out. Seriously, Max could be cast in a 2006 version of Welcome Back Kotter. Can't you just imagine it' He would be fantastic.

Max is trying to cheer up the house by talking about Claire and Krystal. He goes and sits on David lap, seemingly oblivious to the tears David is still shedding. 'I feel really bad for you guys'.

It's time for the farewell videos. Krystal tells David she didn't like him being a 'father figure' (read talking sense), can't fault Jamie (which says a lot about Krystal) and loves Camilla lots.

Claire says Max is a 'sensitive and caring guy'. She compliments Camilla on being strong and tells David that he's 'amazing' and they will be friends for life. For most of her video, Camilla glares daggers at the screen. It must be hard to be confronted by someone who is everything you hope but will never be.

Afterwards, it's clear that Camilla is feeling guilty for being so nasty to Claire all week. Camilla always does this. She felt guilty after Anna, Darren and now Claire but never seems to learn from the lesson to just play nicely.

She then admits she feels guilty because she's still in the house. Max just laughs at her.

In the kitchen, Jamie, Max, Chris and Camilla are talking. Camilla tells the housemates that David has struggled with being in the house. No, David has struggled being the subject of continued attacks from little feral bull ants. Any intelligent human being would react the same way he does in the face of nipping hyenas at his heels.

David goes for a swim and is joined by Camilla. She tells David that 'you're very special to me'. She then reveals that, unlike most of her friends, she cares for David a lot. I'll bet her friends are glad to hear that.

'You be there for me and I'll be there for you' says David. A nomination promise perhaps'

On stage, Krystal and Claire are answering the 10 BB Questions:

Worst thing: food, no caffeine

Missed the most: family friends

Favourite person: Krystal ' Gaelan and Camilla, Claire ' David

Least favourite: Krystal - Michael, Claire ' Lauren

Most annoying habit: Krystal - Camilla, Claire - Jamie for looking in the mirror

Funniest; Krystal - Gaelan, Claire ' Jamie

Playing the game: Krystal - David, Claire ' Camilla

Best thing: Meeting awesome people

Out next week: New housemates

Who do you want to win: Krystal - Camilla or Jamie, Claire - David.

Audience question: Claire ' If you'd had the three-point twist, who'd you take it off ' David. Krystal ' If you could change one rule what would it be ' being able to have a full fridge and pencil eyeliner.

We end tonight's show with prizes. Krystal shows she's her mother's dorda by getting excited by the prizes. There are phones, eyecams, $5000 cash, holidays and brand new Peugeot 206 cars. The girls are reunited with mothers including that old piece of burnt milk, Karen