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Day 27 - BIG BROTHER 18/05/2006

DAILY SHOW

The housemates are talking in the lounge. Michael says that last night he left his dinner in the fridge but, this morning, it has gone missing.

Da-dah-dahhhHHH! The mystery of the missing food. Did Jade hide it in her ill-fitting pyjamas? Only time will tell.

Rob and David are talking in the gym about being gay. For David, his homosexuality is a matter of 'rather than want something, be something'. It's touching stuff.

Michael has gone into the diary room, unsure as to 'whether or not to continue' in the house. He feels that, had the intruders not come into the house, he might have had an opportunity to mend bridges. That chance has been lost, he reckons.

He then starts whinging about his missing dinner. He thinks people in the house are stealing his food as payback for his role as the Insider. Rather than just accept responsibility that there might be some splash back for his behaviour, he goes on the offensive. 'I can play this game even harder. This time I'll really give them something to get upset about'.

He wanders into the bedroom and talks to Anna and Jamie about his missing dinner. Anna assures him that it's not a 'personal attack' before admitting that she and Dino ate it.

Michael storms off. Seriously, Michael, GET OVER IT. Big deal they ate your dinner. They're hungry, unlike you, who is probably feeling pretty good after a week of binging.

Michael confronts Dino about the stolen food in the kitchen, telling him that Anna has already admitted to eating it. Dino wanders off but then wanders back.

'Why'd you eat it?' asks Michael. Dino walks away.

Rob, who might have the world's worst timing in everything, enters the kitchen and asks Michael if he's feeling better today. Michael is dismissive. You can't hold a decent conversation when you're working on playing the victim of a mean and evil plot to deprive you of food. Michael should know.

Dino asks Jamie about why Michael is talking about the pasta. The other housemates tell him that Anna admitted to eating it.

Michael, meanwhile, is still sulking about his dinner. For someone who was content to let his housemates live on staples in order to save his own skin, he's a bit precious about his own dinner going missing.

Dino and Rob are talking about the Great Pasta Theft. Rob, who is proving to be a breath of fresh air, advises him that things will calm down in time. Dino reckons that Michael is always overdramatic.

Michael is still playing the victim in the kitchen. 'If you're still angry with me that's cool' says Anna before wandering off to talk to the other housemates.

She emphasises that the theft was not directed at Michael alone and that she would have eaten the pasta regardless of who it belonged to. Knowing how self-centred Anna is, I'm inclined to believe she would too.

It's time for the family dinner. Oh sweet Jesus, help me.

David starts jibbering on about how gay people are 'second class citizens' and 'we're the only people that are barred from so many things'. Oh shut up. You're gay. Just be gay. And shutup about it.

Dino reckons that David has educated him. 'You've recruited 17 people to fight for you' he says.

Anna, annoyed at the idea of the conversation revolving around anyone but herself, raises a question of whether the female housemates are stuck up and vain.

Claire believes that personality is more important than beauty and that the female housemates should be sending a positive message to young girls.

David bitches about the girls in the house whinging about being fat. 'You are sending a message that they may be a little too fat'.

Jade launches into a waffly tale about how she was fat and picked on and WHY THE F*CK IS SHE WEARING A DRESSING GOWN AT THE DINNER TABLE? This isn't the Playboy Mansion and you're not Hugh Heffner. Get some clothes on.

Krystal says she doesn't have issues with her body, which Anna immediately calls her on by saying that Krystal won't eat if there is oil in the food. Krystal cries and walks off to the toilet.

Katie and Claire admit they have eating disorders in the past. They cry too. Oh God, help me out. Stop the pain.

Michael goes to talk to Krystal. He tells her how beautiful she is. Krystal accuses him of looking at her 'weird' the other night when she wasn't wearing makeup. He babbles 'I didn't know who you were. I thought an intruder had entered the house. Besides which, you looked like a gigantic Tim Tim on Sunday night with that beehive'. At least that's what I think he said.

Camilla and Danielle enter the room. Camilla says she feels worse than she did three hours ago when her cooter ran away and hid in the bushes next to Mikey's packet of Tim Tams and wouldn't come out until she promised to do something about that face.

David enters the room and Camilla goes all Camzilla on him by accusing him of calling her fat. David cracks the shits and says that Camilla herself has whinged about her body all day.

She accuses David of yelling at her. David responds by saying 'I am not ready to talk right now. I've explained myself well enough'.

A little while later, they make up. 'I can't handle having a fight with you' sobs Camilla. Camilla is obiviously fishing for an apology but doesn't receive it. David remains true to his position. 'There are some things i can't take'.

Jade and Rob are talking are talking. Jade admits that she is feeling down and excluded from the house. Um, take your own advice lovey and GET OVER IT. Wasn't that what you said in your introduction video about over-emotional girls.

Rob advises her to join in the fun and not seclude herself. She replies, 'I"m fine'.

David and Michael are talking. David reckons that 'If I stay here after Sunday, I'm going to play this game as well'. They talk about potentially forming an alliance and annoying the housemates.

Jade, meanwhile, is talking to herself in the hammock. Oh god, it's Rachael from last year's BB all over again with the talking to herself. Finally, BB has put a total loon into the house

Day 28 - BIG BROTHER 19/05/2006
DAILY SHOW

It's early morning and Gaelan and Ashley are tending to the animals. Gaelan tries to get the goats to sit but they don't. To use Camilla again, he's just a 'big fat stupid disciplinarian face'.

Danielle says that some of the girls in the house remind her of her own girlfriends. She tells Jamie that he and her have a 'connection'.

Jamie relates how, in the first two days in the house he made alot of jokes that no-one laughed at. 'Tough crowd' he muses. I don't know Jamie. How many jokes does it take to change a headband?

The conversation naturally turns to matters of a more sexual nature. Daniel reckons that in the house she would pash David, were it not for him being gay, and maybe Dino. Krystal reckons there is nothing going on with Gaelan.

Jamie talks about cheating on his previous girlfriend, a topic that makes Katie crazy mad. She walks out of the room.

Dino is, well, bitching. Rob and David may be the only gays in the village but Dino is the bitchiest queen. He reckons that Katie is giving him the 'shits'.

John agrees but points out that, had Dino not pointed out Katie's behaviour, he wouldn't have noticed. Way to go John. I guess having a spine is like an optional extra these days right?

Katie is out in the spa with Anna and Claire. She is upset about Jamie's revelation about cheating on his ex. 'I just don't think I wanted to know'.

Queen Dino is revealing the secrets of the universe. He liked Gaelan at first but doesn't like him as much now. Katie has always given him the shits. Claire has gone up in his estimation, presumably because he's decided she's worthy of possibly being in the running for consideration to be shagged by him at some point in the future.

Krystal joins the spa crew. They are all patting themselves on the back about how 'open minded yet opinionated' they all are. Well if they are, we aren't seeing it. The only people we are seeing being real are Anna (and that's just because the whole universe revolves around Anna) and Camilla (who needs to distract attention away from her face).

They all agree that Jade is struggling to fit into the house.

Danielle and Jade are talking about settling into the house. Jade feels like entering the house is akin to becoming accepted into the popular group at school, only to find out it's not what you expected.

Katie is giving Jamie the cold shoulder. He asks here what is wrong but she does the 'nothing, but there really is so you better follow me around to find out' look. He carries her to the couch and presses the issue. She refuses to talk and so he wanders off.

He joins Danielle and Jade's conversation. Jade thinks that no guys in the house like her. 'Oh Jade' Jamie moans. But he doesn't correct her because it's true.

Conversation moves to Katie. Jamie reckons that Katie will slot easily into his outside life but that he won't jinx anything and predict a future for them.

Jade reckons that she would 'go Ashley'. Ashley hears this but does not respond. At first we wonder if he even heard the comment. After all, this is Ashley.

He apparently did though because he calls Katie over and asks if she finds him attractive. She says yes. He tells her that Jade finds him attractive but that he doesn't feel the same way.

In the bedroom, Gaelan is giving Katie a piggy back. They whirl around until Katie falls off with a big thud.

Jade, Anna and Michael are talking. Anna starts talking about previous series' of BB, earning her a fine and a spell in the punishment that, today, consists of washing, rinsing, drying and stacking dirty dishes.

Anna is conflicted. On one hand, this will ensure that the whole house's attention will be focussed on her and her alone. On the other hand it's dishes. So it's with a mixture of joy and sadness that she starts her punishment.

Two minutes later and no-one is watching Anna anymore, bar Jade and David. The housemates are imitating each others' walks. Gaelan has Michael's head down walk down pat.

By now, even Jade and David are bored and wander off. Queue whinging from Anna in 10, 9, 8....... At the end of the punishment, Anna pledges not to break anymore rules.

The housemates rehearse Swan Lake.

Katie decides to surprise Jamie with a romantic dinner by the pool to make up for ignoring him.

Jamie is pleased. 'I like this sort of stuff. You're so cute'. Rob likens them to Charlene and Scott from Neighbours.

Gaelan and Krystal are talking about Jamie and Katie. Gaelan reckons that Katie is driven by 'self doubt' which she shouldn't have because 'they are together because he's into her'. Well not literally. Katie is a virgin remember.

Katie recites a poem that she composed. I thought the housemates weren't allowed contact with the outside world so why is Katie reciting a poem that sounds like it's been penned by Bec Cartwright-Hewitt-McEnroe-Dr Karl Kennedy.

Who knows? Who cares?!

Come on BB. Make Jade do something totally nuts or something.

FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE

I calculated tonight that, of the two hours tonight, only 50 minutes was actual footage of the housemates competing. The rest was filler and Bree screaming at the camera.

I even washed my hair and did a mean glycolic acid peel in the first half hour and didn't miss a thing. Sheesh Channel 10, when are you going to realise that the elongated filler is pure rubbish?

Oh sorry, there was one exception and that was Karen. She looks like she fought a tribe of cheetahs and lost all bouts except one where the cheetah died of natural causes and she just stole his pelt and wore it to the show.

She reckons she never tried very hard in the games because she was afraid to 'bust a boob'. She also threw a couple of rounds.

Mike gives her a Friday Night Lame Award for being so incompetent. It's a turd. Karen knows it's a turd because she spends alot of time in paddocks.

Anyway back to the games.

Tonight is Rock Star night. The housemates are dressed up as rockstars, complete with makeup. Jamie looks a dead ringer for his dad in the movie 'To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar'.

Round 1 is an individual game. The housemates are given plastic blow up guitars. When the music starts they must dance and rock to it. When the music stops, they must stop, turn around, run down a slippery ramp, across a slippery slide and stand on a record. Of course, there aren't enough records for housemates.

The music starts and the only person really putting in effort is Katie is who is rocking like the whole world has stopped. David is knocked out first by virtue of not trying very hard. Next is Anna who has a little pushing match with Jade. In the end, Anna is knocked out because, although she was on the record first, she was kneeling and not standing.

If I were Jade, I'd be watching my back. No harm done though because Jade is next out. Danielle, Krystal, Rob and Camilla follow them to the losers bench.

It's the end of Round 1 and the losers bench is full of gays and girls.

The remaining contestants are divided into two teams of four: Jamie, Claire, Jamie and John vs Ashley, Michael, Dino and Gaelan.

Round 2 is called Stage Dive. One team stands on a small platform with their instruments. The other team are holding four ropes all of which make the platform unsteady. The game starts with one person pulling the rope. At thirty second intervals, another person can start pulling their rope, thus making the platform more unsteady. And then another and another until all for ropes are being pulled.

The team on the platform must try to hang on. The team who can hang on the longest wins.

Ashley's team goes first and do well however this is more because Katie's team were crap at pulling. Eventually Gaelan gets knocked off and the other three fall in quick succession. They lasted 2.30 minutes.

Katie's team is up and, within three seconds, Jamie, Claire and Katie are off the platform. It's up to John. If there was an award for tenacity, then Little John would win it. And if there was an award for unnecessary aggression, it's Michael. What is wrong with this guy? Is his manhood that small? I bet he drives a girls car.

John holds on gallantly for 2 minutes before falling off. Ashley's team is through to the next round.

Round 3 involves contestants throwing a television through a window and onto a giant bullseye with a pool in the middle. Each contestant gets two throws each. The two contestants with the highest score go through to the second round.

Dino, Ashley and Gaelan all score 3 in the first round. Michael, ever the tactician and cleverest amongst the housemates, tries a little too hard and throws a 1. We all cheer.

On the second throw, Dino, Ashley and Michael all throw a 3. Gaelan gets a bullseye.

Michael is out of the running. Dino and Ashley have to go to sudden death which Dino wins.

Round 4 is rock star shopping. On a table are objects. On a board set about 10 metres away, are names of bands with words missing. Contestants must take a prop, put it next to the relevant band name and shout out the name. The person who can do all 10 in the fastest time wins.

Dino goes first. He doesn't seem to know much as he didn't even know who Hot Chocolate were. His time is 4.43minutes.

Gaelan isn't much better. For someone who professes a love of rock music, he doesn't know who White Snake are. Seriously, Gaelan is only 4 years younger than me and I know who White Snake are.

As poor as his effort is, it's not as poor as Dino's. Gaelan scores 3.15minutes and wins FNL. Krystal is first up to congratulate him, hopeful of getting a stint in the rewards room.

Gaelan does pick Krystal. He reasons that she won't be in the house much longer and deserves to have a shot. He plays to 'give her a good night'. Thousand of little boys with no girlfriends hope you do give her a good night. They and their overworked right hands will thank you for it.

It's time for the world first. Gaelan and Krystal will be leaving the house to go to Tiger Island for dinner. Yep, that's it. And it's not a world first. Gemma Gawned left the house in the first series. Bree left the house and came back. Marty and Jess left the house. And wasn't there a chick in an earlier series who cracked it and left and came back?

Yep, so no world first here. Just another variation of an old theme. Bad BB.

Day 30 - 21st May

Krystal and Gaelan are back from Tiger Island. They immediately go out to see the other housemates. I suspect they have taken drinks from the rewards room, which is against the rules, but it seems even BB needs a bog break.

A universal truth in life is that the world revolves around Anna and so, she is annoyed and curious as to why Gaelan did not pick her to go into the Rewards Room. Apparently Gaelan finds Krystal hotter. Anna accepts this explanation but, if I know Anna well enough, this won't be the end of it. She will sulk about this to the grave or at least until something happens that makes her the centre of attention again.

Krystal is getting tarted up in the bedroom for her night in the rewards room. Either there is another surprise involving Krystal pimping for toilet rolls for the house or she's looking to score. Any kind of deep breath and her upper lady bits will become a matter of public record.

Krystal wants to know why she is in the Rewards Room instead of Camilla or Anna. Gaelan says 'Because I prefer you. Anna is really like babysitting'.

Anna has burnt herself with oil and is screaming at Camilla for expressing concern about her. Camilla tries to smooth things over but fails. Luckily there are no firearms in the house.

Katie tries to calm Anna down but she storms off into the bathroom. Anna relates that Camilla was being a pest and not trying to help.

Camilla is telling David and Rob her side of the story. The way Camilla tells it, she was offering assistance when she got a moment to pry herself away from writing letters to African orphans.

'Dear Akunabi, I wish you would stop correcting me. Australia is in the Specific Ocean not the Pacific Ocean. Don't you know anything about geology? Fark me.... Mmmm. Anyway, you never answered my question about whether my butt was fat. We went out the other night to Smorgies and I ate so much food. Like it was all over my face.... Oh sorry, I forgot you don't eat much. Ooops. Did I tell you my fanny falls out of my pants alot? Love you lots. Gotta go. Byeeee'

Camilla doesn't like that David is not siding with her. 'She needs to clean her act up' says Camilla. David asks Camilla why not to have it out. Camilla says she will but we all know she won't.

Rob thinks Anna has the hots for Gaelan, hence the extreme behaviour. I'm with Rob here. Anna's reaction to Gaelan not liking her is either gross insecurity or gross jealousy.

In the rewards room, Krystal reckons that she needs a spoon. Krystal is trollied, resulting in her slurring her words and talking nonsense. Not much different to usual I might add.

The following morning, David, Gaelan and Dino are talking. David and Dino want to know what happened in the Rewards Room. 'Dunno if I want to go through with it. We'll always have Tiger Island'.

Anna is woken up by BB to clean the windows in the lounge room. This is going to be good. She storms across to the washing buckets where clothes are soaking. She asks no-one in particular to remove them but, surprisingly gets no response.

Jamie comes to see her and asks her if she's ok. She starts to cry. She tells him she doesn't want to be in the house anymore. Jamie tells her that he wants her around.

'I can't get away from anything here' she whinges.

Jamie says that everyone wants to leave at some point but that you get over it. He wisely advises that the people who are pissing her off are probably pissing everybody off.

Camilla is in the diary room. She wants to be the narrator at the Swan Lake production, rather than Michael, as she had been practising the role all week. BB says it will be up to the housemates to vote.

Camilla informs the housemates. The news does not go down well with Anna who argues that Michael doesn't know any of the moves. As a result, the housemates vote to keep Michael as the narrator.

Dino though, stirring the pot, reckons that Michael is smart enough to pick up the moves and so it's no issue if Camilla wants to be the narrator. It's decided that Camilla is now the narrator.

Anna is stoney faced, resulting in Camilla asking why she makes her 'feel uncomfortable'.

Anna screams 'Don't talk to me Camilla'. The housemates feel uncomfortable but don't actually do anything about it.

'You're so revolting to me' says Camilla.

Anna is lying face down on the bed with Michael. She thinks she's just having a bad day. 'This place drives you crazy' says Michael.

Queen Dino is in the diary room. He reckons the conflict is 'entertainment value'. He likens Camilla and Anna to 'two old cats in an alleyway'.He finds it 'fun to watch'.

Danielle, Claire and Rob are talking about the collapse of the friendship of Anna and Camilla. '[Anna] goes over the top. Why does everyone else in the house have to tiptoe around her moods' says Rob of Anna.

Jade and Michael are arguing about the meaning of presumption. He tells her 'you're using the word in the wrong manner'. Jade gets narky but refuses to explain what she means, saying Michael isn't worth it.

Dino, John and Michael are talking about Jade and her pesting ways. Michael says he likes her because she's different. Dino reckons that the house 'doesn't need her'. Queen Dino obviously likes women who are seen and not heard.

He says that '9 out of 10 men out there would find her not attractive'. Maybe Dino, but did you know that 10 out of 10 women don't like mysoginistic arsewipes with an inflated sense of self? I reckon Jade's odds are better somehow.

Jade wonders how people perceive her. She reckons she has 'alot of energy'. I reckon her farts probably rival Ashley's in sound and smell.
It's time for the final performance of Swan Lake. The housemates are dressed in their costumes. The Prince is played by Gaelan. The Princess is Anna. Jamie does the 'mince' acting range extraordinarily well.

It's time for BB's verdict. 'You have passed this week's task'.

Rob and David are on the bikes in the gym still wearing their tutus. It's the 'Tour de ***' they announce.

Jade and Claire are in the kitchen. Jade finds Michael attractive but reckons the way he is acting is a turn off. Claire is not really interested and doesn't contribute much. It's a mute point though. Jade doesn't want a conversation. She wants an audience.

Danielle 'can't be stuffed' about anything. Anna wants to leave the house as she doesn't want to be angry anymore.

Jade is leaning on Michael's shoulder in the kitchen. David wants to know what is going on. Jade reckons she 'is more cosy than [Michael]'.

Michael reckons that Jade is getting misled about there being something between them. He calls her to the dining room to talk things out. 'I'm very flattered. I am a big supporter of you in the house'. He's not very clear but Jade gets the message that he's not interested.

Jade says she wants affection. He says that if he didn't care, he would bitch about her. Well, given that he has bitched about her, can we assume that Michael doesn't care?

So so ends tonight's daily show. No mention tonight of Krystal making a fool of herself in the Rewards Room. Can anyone say selective editing? Last year, Michelle effectively signed her eviction papers by mucking about. BB obviously doesn't want to lose its cash cow in Krystal and her norks and, so, has picked another target for eviction in Anna.

EVICTION

Gretel opens the show with the news that there will be a new Insider in the house.

But before that, we go through each nominee's week in the house.

Anna reckons she's had a few fights in the house this week. Camilla reckons that 'Anna has irritated her'. Michael talks about her filthy mouth. Anna though thinks there's alot more to see.

Ashley is next. Ash has laid low this week. Claire believes that Ash follows Gaelan everywhere. Jamie reckons he can't 'converse' with Ash. Jamie doesn't know how to talk about farts enough.

In the diary room, Ashley is looking tidy and clean. I still think he's smuggled doobies in though. He's laughing at nothing in particular.

Camilla reckons she was nominated because she's 'irritating people'.Camilla makes Anna angry. John states that Camilla is changing for the better.

In the diary room, Camilla has her legs mercifully closed. Her face seems to have recovered also. She reckons having new people has 'brought out the best in me'.

David reckons he's been nominated because he's hung back from the house. Jamie thinkd David is an observer rather than a participant. The housemates all agree though that, now that Rob is there, he's happier.

In the diary room, David says 'it's been absolutely brilliant' to have Rob in the house.

At this point, is it just me or is BB really wanting Anna to leave tonight? So far, every housemate has had footage of them wanting to stay etc but any shot of Anna is negative.

Tut tut. Selective and obvious editing BB. Why don't you just tell us who to evict?

It's time for Krystal. Jamie thinks that Krystal is 'really sweet, really kind' but wonders how 'honest she is'. Michael reckons 'she's plain boring'. Gaelan says she's 'vain'. Nothing about her night in the rewards room.

In the diary room, she's persisting with that beehive. Gretel asks if there are more facets to her personality to see. She says yes.

It's time to talk to the friends / families of the evictees.

Laura, Camilla's best friend, says that Camilla is loud IRL. Thanks for that.

Daniella, Krystal's best friend, reckons that Krystal likes Gaelan. She mentions how drunk Krystal was on Friday night but Gretel quickly moves the conversation along.

Katrina, Anna's little sister, reckons Anna is awesome. She says she likes to fight alot at home and that that's just a part of her nature.

Jake is a friend of David. Gretel asks him if he's gay. Jake appears offended. But he ploughs on saying that David is finally showing himself.

We don't talk to Ashley's mate, presumably because he has nothing to say.

It's time for Gretel to announce the evictee. It's time to go... Anna.

Surprise surprise. Even the awesome strength of Anna's personality could not match the power of BB selective editing.

While we are waiting for Anna to leave the house, it's time to reveal the three contenders for the Insider role. They are Claire, Jade and David. I vote Claire just for the sheer incompetence that will ensue. Not that Claire is stupid but because she just seems so nice. She'd be hopeless AND it would be funny to watch.

Anna is on the couch and talking to Gretel. They go through the nominations. She thinks that Krystal, Camilla and 'someone else I annoyed' nominated her. Well that's the whole house then so she's not narrowing things down at all.

She's surprised then to see Claire and Gaelan nominate her. She finds out that she got 25% of the merged vote.

It's time to see her reaction to the revelation of Michael as the Insider. We see how Michael's deception raised issues about her own father. She talks about how much she misses her dad. It's a side to Anna we haven't seen and it's a shame we didn't see it before the eviction.

Gretel tells Anna that BB has selected David, Claire and Jade as contenders for the insider. She's not sure how any of them would cope.

Gretel asks how people normally react to her. She says girls don't normally like her but that the BB house was different. Sort of. We see her conflict with the girls in the house. It's nothing we haven't seen before but I think it's worth mentioning the best line in the BB house ever. 'GAME ON MOLES'.

Footage of Anna mucking around with the boys. John says Anna is the 'best looking female in the house'. Ashley reckons she's a 'hot chick'.

It's clear from the footage that Anna has played this game honestly. She's been herself even it's difficult / annoying / exasperating / hilarious to watch. Unlike a certain other person with huge t*ts where nothing is real. How she survived and Anna walked is lost on me.

It's time for the Top 10 Questions.

1) Worst thing: Food

2) Miss the most: Girlfriends

3) Favourite person: Katie

4) Least favourite: Karen

5) Most annoying habit: Krystal and the makeup

6) Funniest: Katie

7) Playing the game: Gaelan. He's being too nice.

8) Best thing: Eviction show (presumably because Anna is the centre of attention)

9) Out next week: Krystal

10) Who do you want to win: Katie

Audience question: What thoughts went through your mind finding out Camilla nominated you? She thinks Camilla contradicted herself by b*tching about everyone else.

It's time for the prizes. Anna gets phones, a scooter, $2000 cash and a holiday. Obviously, BB have ramped up the prizes. And surely Anna deserves good prizes for all the entertainment value she offered.

Before we close, it's time to announce the new Insider. That person is: Jade. Well, she's just as annoying as Michael so I guess this could be a good thing.

Day 31 - 22nd May

Danielle is talking to David about how hard work Camilla is. 'It takes me two days' to get a message across says David, alluding to the fact that Camilla doesn't listen well.

Rob talks about 'votes to save' with David. He is immediately called into the diary room to front up to BB for talking about the outside world. He is awarded a strike. He apologises.

Nominations

David -
2pts: John - 'sits on the fence'.
1pt: Jamie - 'speaks over others'. He reckons Jamie is unfocussed but can't remember what happened in the conversation where he confronted Jamie over being unfocussed.

Jamie - 2pts: David - 'believes he has a higher set of morals'. He feels that David lords his maturity over people.

Katie - 1pt: David - 'too serious'. Katie talks even less sense here. She gets a nomination point against her thanks to not being able to nominate properly.

John - 2pts: David - 'too serious and sensitive'.

It's time for the first nomination announcement. The housemates up for eviction this week are: Michael, Camilla, David.

The question is, who will Gaelan rescue? He chooses to take three points off David because he nominated Michael and Camilla.

The nominations have changed. The housemates up for eviction for eviction this week are: Michael, Camilla, John.

Day 37 - 28th May

Tonight's Australian first is a lie detector test. Housemates must answer 'yes' or 'no' to BB's questions. BB will then later reveal the results to the house.

David

* He lies and says he's the most attractive male housemate but doesn't believe he is.
* He lies when asked if he's lied in the house.
* He regrets revealing certain information to his housemates.
* He admits to having a romantic relationship outside the BB house.

Rob is worried about Camilla leaving on Sunday. Camilla talks about how she trusts David completely and would defend David against any household bitching.

Camilla is curious as to why Dino spent so much time with her last week. She thinks that Dino tried to be friendly with her in order to avoid her nominating him.

Dino is honest and admits that he hung around with Camilla for a bet.

She is annoyed that people laughed at her behind her back and that it was a 'horrible thing to do'. Dino doesn't care.

She confronts David about why he didn't tell her about the bet Dino made. David tries to justify himself. She says that she doesn't mind the bet itself, but that she is hurt that no one told her.

Hiding under the covers, she starts to cry. 'There's no-one I can trust in this place and that's not right' she sobs to Rob.

Michael was evicted.