This year I am prepared as never before for Birthdays and Christmas... posting and dropping off gifts well in advance...I even shocked myself.

My best mate and my mum received their gifts of Dolly Parton Tickets (and my squealing company weeks before their big days) Mum even got her Christmas Presents of Ducklings and Turkeys and 2 dozen Guinea Fowl a month early, as did all my nieces and nephews. The in-laws all sorted and posted my colleagues already eating their Honeypots direct from the hives on my family farm...

...however my Michael has been ..well rather difficult to sort out.

What do you get the person who has been there for you, through sever depression, months in a wheel chair, the ups and downs of huge career opportunities and across the world with you for work? ...and there when ever I jump on my soap box and do my bit to end discrimination in front of a huge TV audience.

I'm thinking Socks and Jocks.