Day 100 - Double Eviction

DAILY SHOW

Tonights episode is all about Camilla and how Camilla is going to win BB06. Because she's a strong female. Apparently. Those of us who lead genuine lives as strong, independent women would beg to disagree but hey, a false role model is better than nothing I guess.

The housemates are reminiscing after FNL and talking about their impressions of each other. Camilla tells Jamie that she has watched him 'develop' during his time in the house. Develop what? Whatever Jamie has developed, I'm pretty sure the doctor has antibiotics for it.

David then talks about his relationship with Camilla. He says that they have had their ups and downs but he's glad to be in the final four with her. She too says she is appreciative to be in the house with someone she was 'so close to at the start'.

It's Jamie's turn and he talks about how stunned he was by how attractive all the other housemates were compared to him. He says he has come to terms with why David has been annoyed with his, well, filthy hygiene practices and reveals that this is why he can't keep a girlfriend. Most partners don't take too well to developing worms after a brief pash.

It's Saturday morning and staples are clearly off the menu as the housemates enjoy a hearty breakfast. BB asks for one housemate to go to the diary room. Camilla volunteers. As she enters the diary room, she is greeted with fanfare and party favours dropping from the ceiling.

'I suppose you're wondering what's happening' says BB. BB informs her that she has a won a prize that 'money can't buy' ? a date with BB. She is told to put on her crown and sash before being told that she can invite her fellow housemates to lunch.

Camilla leaves the diary room and informs the other housemates of the upcoming lunch. She tells them not to make plans for the afternoon.

Later, the housemates are called to the diary room. 'Please sit down and make yourselves comfortable'. The housemates are stunned by the luxurious spread and somewhat curious about the Sea Horse ice sculpture. 'Thank you so much for having us BB' gushes Camilla.

What the housemates don't know is that, while they are safely ensconced in the diary room, BB has organised for their mums and Camilla's best friend to enter the house, tidy up and leave them some special gifts.

In the diary room, BB asks Max what he has missed the most. He says his mum and then extends an invitation to BB to come and sample his mother's cooking. Unbeknownst to Max, his mother is currently in the kitchen cooking him meatballs.

Jamie talks about how disappointed his mum will be that he hasn't washed his clothes and has worn his pants somewhere down near Antarctica. In the kitchen, Jamie's mum muses that she hasn't missed washing his clothes and ironing his underpants. She then queries what 23 year old still has his undies ironed. Well yours love.

Camilla reveals that her best friend, Laura, knows her better than anyone. 'I think about her everyday'. Meanwhile, Laura is in the bedroom, laying out a new eviction dress for Camilla.

David's mum, Lucille, is making David's bed. She shortsheets his bed before putting his saddle and workbooks on top. In the diary room, BB asks David the first thing he is going to do on the farm. A lot apparently ' check the waters, check the lambs and do the rest on horseback.

The mums and Laura's time in the house ends when Jamie's mum leaves him some stuffed toys and Max's mum leaves some souvenirs from his overseas trips.

BB asks Camilla if she would like some dessert. Max tells BB that his pick up lines are all wrong and gives him some advice, including how to purr at the ladies. He asks BB if he can purr. BB obliges, resulting in Max having a coronary.

The lunch ends and the mums and Laura (who has a god awful cameltoe) leave the house.

In the diary room, BB proposes a toast. 'To the final four and to all of the housemates of 2006'.

The housemates emerge from the diary room. They immediately notice the changes in the kitchen. 'That's my mum's meatballs' screams Max. He races into the kitchen and tastes the meatballs. One bite results in him flinging down the spoon and racing around the house in joy.

Jamie wanders into the bedroom with Camilla. Camilla is immediately hysterical by her new dress ' 'they got me a dress' - whilst Jamie is thrilled with his soft toys. Hearing the screaming coming from the bedroom, David and Max race from the kitchen.

Max immediately notices the souvenirs on his bed, whilst David bursts into tears at the sight of his saddle and work boots.

Camilla is clearly emotional and goes outside to have a cry by the pool. She sits on the pool edge and laughs and cries intermittently. 'Oh that's hilarious'. She starts to clap while she laughs and cries. Hey Camilla fans, is it ok if we laugh at her going nuts cos apparently it was hilarious when David did it. Thanks.

Back in the bedroom, Jamie observes that his mother brought him a straightener and some new headbands. Is Jamie truly a 23 year old male because the gifts his mother brought could have equally satisfied a 12 year old girl.

The housemates continue to congregate in shock about their gifts and the idea that their families and friend were in the house. Camilla comes back in from outside and immediately says, without pausing to consider that the others' might have been having a conversation, 'Do you like my dress' Krystal may have left the house, but she has left the gift of self-absorbed behaviour for Camilla to enjoy.

Later, her and David are by the pool, musing about their BB experience. 'We did it. This is our house' says Camilla. 'Extraordinary' whispers David. 'Everywhere you look, there's a memory'.

David wanders into the bedroom. Jamie asks him what his mother is like. 'Super nice. Doesn't know how to be rude'. He gets into his bed and it only takes a few seconds to realise that his mother has shortsheeted the bed.

'My mum loves me' says Jamie in a moment of pure randomness.

The housemates are called to the lounge. Music starts and footage of their mums and Laura appear. 'What the hell' says David. What follows is a minute of pointless montage work set against a backdrop of the worst 'inspirational' music possible. I'm not sure if it's all a piss-take but it sure made me laugh.

Camilla and David are talking in the bedroom. 'This is the most unbelievable experience' says David. Camilla agrees and says she thought she would walk into the house and make friends with everyone immediately. She says it was a lot harder but that it's been awesome.

Max has served up dinner ' five serves ' for both the housemates and BB. Back at the table, he proposes a toast - 'Cheers to our mums and Laura. Is that her name?' Ahhhhhh, BB, thank you for Max. It almost makes up for putting that vacuous twist, Krystal, in the house. I said almost.

DOUBLE EVICTION

Tonight Gretel is Dominatrix G meets Victoria's Secret. I'm scared. But strangely aroused at the same time.

It's time to see how the housemates are coping and, this time, Gretel is going interviews via cameras into the Rewards Room. Oh, I can already see how this is going to play out:

* I am Woman, Hear me Roar with Camilla;

* Motherly to Jamie in the hope that he will become the new Saxon. JamTel / Gretmie / Filthy Pants meets Old Hag? You be the judge;

* Condescending to Max, the village idiot; and

* Cold, disinterested to David.

	Camilla ' 'I have had to earn my place in this house'. 'I didn't have an easy ride'. 'I'm so lucky to be here'. She says that she has grown in the house, but hasn't changed. 'To change for other people is not the right thing to do'. That still doesn't explain her submissiveness with Chris but that will always remain a mystery to the rest of us.
	David ' 'I kind of feel like I've taken someone else's spot'. He is proud that he has shown Australia that 'you can be gay'. He says that if there was one thing that would have his house experience better, it would have been having Sherif in the house. Yeah Gretel isn't interested. 'For me, the journey and the change that has happened within me is more than worth it'.
	Jamie ' Jamie is surprised he is still in the house (from your mouth to God's' ears buddy). He says he went into the house purely for the experience so I'm guessing that talk about getting a job on MTV as a result of BB was just talk. He categorises himself as the 'sports guy', which made my lovely husband, a former professional athlete, cough up his dinner. Most true 'sports guys' have equally developed lower bodies as upper bodies. Jamie is all show.
	Max ' he has no idea why he is still in the house and says there is 'no way' he deserves to be in the final four. He says that, if he wins, he will shout the other housemates a trip overseas. 'These poor blokes have been here for three months'. He says the hardest thing was leaving Krystal and Claire and walking back into the house. His highlight was FNL and winning back money for the other housemates.

Time for the family and friends. Oh geez, a cast of thousands, all with nothing to say. Lucille, David's mum, says going into the house was 'unbelievable, so wonderful'. Rose, Max' mum, says 'it felt surreal', Laura, Camilla's friend, says nothing of use. Ellie, Jamie's mum, is on some kind of wicked band upwards bender. She is smiling and laughing uncontrollably.

Sharon, David's sister, is a country girl at the B&S ball after party. Martin, Camilla's dad, says
Camilla has developed a personality and that's how she is. This is pure dead air time. You could hear me fart in that arena. Jamie's Dad, John, is the fourth member of the Goodies whilst Daniel, Max's brother, is just plain scary.

It's time to go'..Max. He hugs the housemates and tells them that they all deserve to win.

On stage, and we find out that Max has been evicted with 10% of the vote. The housemates all love Max. "He's not overly loud and not overly quiet" says David.

Max dances on stage with Gretel. God, this boy was entertaining. We see Max's issues with the foods and his desperation for two eggs. "I've got a problem with porridge".

It's time to have a final look at Max's time in the house. We see him dancing around the house, playing with his afro, the "Who's your Daddy" aerobics move, "I hope I can achieve going out with these guys later on".

It's time for the second evictee. It's time to go David.

You know what, I'm glad David is gone. It was his time and it's better for him to go now before all the Camilla fans heap their vitriol on him.

And I hope Jamie wins. I'd hate young girls to think that Camilla is the epitome of strong women. At least Jamie is what he is - a useless ponce. So, Camilla fans, don't beg for David's votes because you don;t get them. I'd say most David fans will vote for Jamie and he will win BB06 from here.

"Oh shit" says David as he walks into the arena. Security crash tackle someone trying to leap at him.

On stage and the crowd are going nuts. It takes a full two minutes before Gretel can talk to David, albeit with people still screaming at the stage. We see that David had 17% save votes which wasn't enough to save him.

We talk about him being the oldest house (besides that old man belly button lint, Karen). "All my mates reckon I'm super irresponsible. I became the dad of the house". He then says "I just wanted to buggerise around". Unfortunate use of words David. "I love him like I love my dad" says Jamie.

Gretel probes David about struggling with the "game" of BB. "It was too much" he says of Michael's role as the Insider. He says he thought the game was about character, not manipulating others for the purpose of the game - admirably put but hardly a winning strategy mate. "So much of this game lacks humanity".

On stage, he is embarrassed about the fact that he "chucked a wobbly on television". Well, David, you were yourself the whole time. It's not enough for some people but plenty of us respect that fact.

We're transported back to David pretending to be straight for the first week. He says he wanted people to get to know him before finding out what he does in his "spare time". He says he was worried that the housemates wouldn't accept him, based upon negative real life experiences.

The housemates, though, were largely welcoming, even Dino who initially made remarks about "faggots" and "poofters" but then became one of David's biggest supporters. Darren loves David - "it's good to understand where he comes from".

It's time to talk about Sherif. "Just love" says David of their relationship. He says he contemplated not going into the house due to his feelings for Sherif.

Gretel asks David what the song was that David was going to sing to Sherif whilst in the house "Summer Rain by Belinda Carlisle. " "Cue the music" says Gretel and there is Sherif walking down the bridge. David races up and they hug.

On stage, Sherif says he was depressed when David went into the house. Sherif is equally hot. If these two could make babies with each other, they would indeed be beautiful. It looks like we have a wonderful happy ending to David's journey in the house.

Seeing David outside of the house, you realise what a decent person he is. And you then realise there are two morally bankrupt leeches still left in the house. For many of us, BB06 ended tonight with David's eviction.

It's time for the BB 10 questions:

Worst thing: David - being apart from Sherif, Max - food and David talking about Sherif

Missed the most: David - Sherif, Max - spaghetti

Favourite person: David - Claire, Max - Darren, David, Claire, Jamie

Least favourite person: David - Michael, Max - doesn't have one

Most annoying habit: Max picking his nose. "I thought you were going to eat it" notes Gretel.

Funniest: David - Gaelan, Max - Jamie

Playing the game: Neither

Best thing: David - coming out (HA!), Max - meeting the fantastic people

Who is going to win: Neither Max nor David can pick.

Audience question: Max: Who do you wish you had met and gotten to know better - John. David: If you could change anything in the house what would you change ? "less mirrors cos you'd get more focus from Jamie" (DOUBLE HA!).

It's time for the prizes: mobile phones, eyecam, holidays, $10000 cash and a brand new Fiat. 'Holy ****, that's the gayest car ever - yells David.

It's time to chat to Camilla and Jamie and even the sight of these two makes me annoyed. Jamie says his vision has gone blurry - it's those rancid pants. Camilla can't believe she is still there. Gretel informs them there is less than 24 hours till they come. 24 hours till Jamie has to face up to that donkey, Katie.