Day 11 - 2nd May
Camilla meanwhile believes that Tilly looks like a man, which might explain why David went the pash on Tilly and not Camilla.
Elise and David are working out in the garden. She feels that Camilla and Anna were the most genuine in the house. David agrees. 'Top girls'.
Elise starts to cry about how bland she is. 'You're far from bland. You're the wasabi in the sushi roll. Your time will come when you come out of your shell' says David. His words make no difference to Elise. She is confident that she will be going home this week.
Day 12 - 3rd May
Tonight Michael decides to break an umbrella that is being used in this weeks Greatest Task on Earth. He cuts through the webbing and sticks it under the hammock.
Jamie and Karen are outside talking when Jamie spots the umbrella under the hammock. He examines it and concludes that it's 'absolutely ruined'. David reckons it was windy outside this morning and that the wind probably did it.
Day 13 - 5th May
Michael is in the bathroom destroying props for the Greatest Task on Earth Challenge. He is cutting off the ends of the some of the balloons, making it near impossible for housemates to blow them up.
David and Dino are called upon to entertain BB. They have to blow up balloons and then burst them by bouncing on them. However, thanks to Michael, they fail to blow up and burst four balloons in sixty seconds. BB is not entertained by their antics. According John, Dino is 'the worst clown in the southern hemisphere'.
Day 17 - 8th May Monday Nominations
David's Nominations
2pts - Dino - He doesn't like how he treats the girls. 'Just a cultural thing'. He doesn't like how rough he is with the girls.
1pt - Anna - He doesn't like how Anna holds back information. BB asks David how he knows Anna does this. David replies that Anna herself admits she doesn't answer honestly. According to David, he has a 'preference for people being open and honest.
Katie nominates Dave - 1pt - David - She reckons David is under the radar and that she feels guilty about him not being included in on things.
Day 19 - 10th May
David is called to the diary room. BB instructs him to collect all the rubber ducks in the house. The housemates are to help him in this task, which he has an hour to complete. Housemates must not sit or lie down until further notice.
David goes into the bedroom and tells the sleeping housemates about the task. Camilla helpfully points to where the ducks are but doesn't actually make any effort to get up. No-one else moves so David brings out the big guns and tells them that they're not allowed to sit or lie down until the task is finished.
Meanwhile, our useful housemates - Ashley, Gaelan and John - are busy finding ducks. They even climb rooves in order to get ducks. At the end of it all, they have found 27 ducks out of 30. They believe that the missing ducks might have been thrown over the wall.
David goes into the diary room and is instructed to put the ducks in the cupboard to the left of him.
Day 20 - 11th May
The housemates are still bitching outside. They talk about how different Gaelan and David are despite the fact they are the same age. Claire is disappointed with David. She wishes he would get more involved. 'He's such a beautiful person. He never kind of reopened' after Camilla came back.
It's family dinner time and one of the topics of conversation is whether the males are dominant. Krystal reckons everyone is equal. Karen reckons the 'level of noise is dominated by the males'. David notes that all the evictees so far have been female. Gaelan jokes that the males are going to take over the house.
Karen and David, plugging the tank, talk about Michael. 'I don't think he's one of the smartest in the club. But he knows how to manouevre people. He's doing a very good job'. Karen doesn't respond.
Day 21 - 12th May
Michael is talking to David and the lies about Poor Little Baby Reuben begins.
'I was basically a father before i came into this house'.
'I take care of him'.
'There's a chance Reuben is not mine'.
'After 8 years how do you deal with something like that'.
'That's why in the first week I was all over the place'.
David is horrified at finding out this news.