January 16th, 2008 by Farmer Dave

The effects of carbohydration.

Well, it may be necessary for the Andeans, but getting into Argentina has made me acutely aware of the effects of the Andean diet I've been on for the past month. You see nearly all Argentinians are supermodels, give or take a few, and, well, I have started to resemble somewhat the sacred vegie I have been wolfing down in absurd quantities.

Being up at high altitude (3500m and above) and trekking most days, your body goes nuts for tucker. In fact, unless you're eating three big. I mean BIG meals per day, you're majorly stuffed.

And what's served for each meal, potatoes, potatoes, potatoes and really bad, brick-like bread.

However, unlike the rest of the world, the Andes is home to over 4000 varieties of potato, so every meal is different-ish.

Other than potatoes, corn and quinua are on the menu, as well as llama and, in the flashier areas of Peru, alpaca, which I must say is almost as good as lamb.

Descending as I have done down below the 3000 metre mark, my appetite has all but dried up, with me only able to stomach one meal per day my trousers are thanking me, by the way.

It is odd though, isn't it, how our bodies know just what they need and how much of it.

And thankfully in the land of supermodels my body has decided enough of the outward movement, which is timely as there have been plenty of  "gee, Farmer Dave is stacking it on" comments on some media sites.

January 17th, 2008 by Farmer Dave

Cordoba is located near the geographical center of Argentina, in the foothills of the Sierras Chicas mountains on the Suqu?a River, about 700 km west-northwest from Buenos Aires. It is the capital of Cordoba Province. It is the second industrial center of Argentina, but retains many of its historical buildings dating from the colonial era.

Inside Sarmiento Park is the City Zoological Garden which is situated in an area of 17 hectares.

Cordoba Zoo was opened in 1915. Among the main attractions are Asian elephants, zebras, African lions, Bengal tigers and Jaguars from Misiones, collared anteaters, wild boars, a hippopotamus, the sacred monkey from Arabia and Far East and the Tibetan Bear.

Cordoba Zoo - Rheas, Tapirs & Pecaris - plus the possibility of arrest
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Argentina - Cordoba Zoo

Argentina - Cordoba Zoo

Dave's runs amok in the Cordoba Zoo in Argentina

January 18th, 2008

Argentines - very, very friendly

A funny thing happened on the way to the forum.

Travelling through Argentina is a breeze, each day a new and invariably exciting city, each night the world's most comfortable sleeper buses. What gets me is how incredibly nice and informal the locals can be.

I say nice as I was in the beautiful river beach city of Rosario, heading across the world's most opulent monument to a national flag, which consisted of a hundred metres of stairs, a large forum and a marble tower, which competed with skycrapers for cloud space, when I asked an extremely pretty girl to take a photo for me. What ensued was a rather intense, one-sided love affair, and ended with me being molested like an Alsatian with a steak.

After escaping the clutches of the very pretty girl, that turned into a crazy tongue fest and several indecent proposals, I soon realised the reasoning for many Argentinians to walk with an air of aloofness, obviously being openly nice is an invitation for breeding practice. So I jumped in a cab to get my breath back and said what I'd been hanging to say for months "Vamoos a la Playa". Unless you're up with quintessential South Americanisms, you'll be going - umm, Dave what are you getting at, Well, it was a catchy song from the 60s that means let's go to the beach.

What followed was my second dose of Argentinian friendliness. It seemed my Spanish was not of a high conversational standard, but me and the friendly cabbie hit it off and he spent the next hour showing me the sights of his 500-year-old city, including the sandy beaches on the Parana River, which is far wider than Sydney Harbour, as well as enjoying countless stories of his adventures hunting in the Andes for deer and wolves. A mere 40 pesos later, and several invitations to go home and have a local feast with his wife and kids, I was dropped at the bus station to recount my crazy adventure to my travel buddy Jay, who had come across a not too dissimilar day.